UPDATE!

Well, gosh, it's been a long time. And yet here we are. I have a bunch of writing that needs an outlet, and this might just be the place. (Truth be told? I made an entirely NEW blog for Spring 2025 but I can't access it somehow. I thought I was locked out of this one too, but here I am.) Does it matter if anyone reads this? Of course it does NOT. But I still want to build suspense.